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Scientific Prisoner Scoring System

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a way that you could take a person's physical attributes, age, crimes, and other factors and come up with a score that tells you exactly how tough they are going to be in prison?  We thought it would be, so we created an application that creates a "power score from the information that you plug in about someone.

So for example, a 6'5/ 300 lb murderer may have a score of 30, while an 18 year old, 140 lb boy may have a score of 7.  

Here are some real examples.  Let's see how tough OJ and Scott Peterson are compared to some other real criminals currently serving time.  Check out the examples below then use our APPLICATION to score your own prisoners. You can even create scores for yourself or your friends.  All you need to do is register, then upload your own pictures and have fun!  Scores will be created as well as playing cards that you can use in our board game.

 Age: 61

Height: 6'1

Weight: 230 lbs

Sentence: 60 years

Time Served: 0

Crimes: Wrongful Death, Armed Robbery, Kidnapping, Assault, Conspiracy

OJ's SCORE= 19 (Soldier)

 This score indicates that OJ will probably get by OK in prison as long as he doesn't piss off the wrong people.  After all he is a killer, right?  

 Take a look at our patented scoring system:

1. Punk  0-5  (A person within this scoring range probably won't last long in prison.  They'll probably be prostituted and taken advantage of in many ways, or killed.  Many punks are non-violent offenders, young, or have committed crimes against children)

2. Snitch 6-10  (A snitch isn't quite as vulnerable as a punk, but they their lives are in constant peril and usually need to resort to cutting deals with the prison staff, or being put in segregation for their own safety.  Snitches are typically non-violent offenders that are small in stature)

3. Convict 11-15 (A convict has usually survived several years in prison and kept a low profile.  They typically aren't very violent offenders, although they are usually habitual criminals or may be larger in size)

4. Soldier 15-20 (A soldier is usually someone that has been recruited into a prison gang or at least has the physical size and violent reputation that can garner respect within the prison culture)

5. Leader 21-25 (A leader is a violent criminal that has typically served five or more years in prison and committed numerous crimes including murder)

6. Captain  26-30 (A captain is an extremely violent prisoner.  This person has typically spent over ten years in prison, is large in physical stature, usually a multiple murderer and has has also been involved in commiting crimes that require some type of organization)

7. Boss 31-40 (Boss status is reserved for very few prisoners.  This person wields a very large amount of power in the prison.  They have usually involved in the murder or the ordering of murders of many people.  In fact, it is rare that anyone but multiple murderers and organized crime members will achieve a score elevating them to this status level)

8. Arch Criminal 40+ (The worst of the worst)

Scott Peterson's SCORE= 22 (Leader)

Unfortunately for Peterson (but fortunately for humanity) he is in San Quentin on Death Row living with some of the most dangerous criminals in the world.  His Death Penalty sentence and Murder conviction have given him a high score, but anyone who kills his pregnant wife is a pussy.  So while most prisoners with his point score would garner enough respect to be able to punk someone else out, Peterson is currently someone's bitch.

Score- 21 (Leader)

Score- 22 (Leader)

Score- 26 (Captain)

Score- 34 (Boss)